I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize