the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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