OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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