I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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