His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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