Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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