I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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