Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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