We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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