His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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