I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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