I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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