I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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