I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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