i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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