It's like a parade of train wrecks.
my shit smells like andre
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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