that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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