alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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