i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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