Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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