Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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