my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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