Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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