hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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