Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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