Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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