I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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