I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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