Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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