oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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