I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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