After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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