we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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