You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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