Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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