We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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