I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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