its not stalking. its research.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
