jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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