Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic