Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?