I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I need a beard to bite.