As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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