windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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