maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
high people should be assigned attendants
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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