This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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