Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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