Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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