The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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