Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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