I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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