She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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