id be glad to
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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