is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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