I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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