One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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