I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I FOUND THE LEGS
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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