And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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